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10 Creepy Stalker Songs You Should NOT Dedicate to...

March 6th, 2012 by Cluboholics received No Comments »

If you have feelings for a girl who doesn’t know you exist, here are the top 15 stalking songs you should NOT dedicate to her:

10. Every Breath You Take- Sting and The Police

9. One Way or Another- Blondie

8. Inside of You- Infant Sorrow

7.Invisible- Clay Aiken

6. Right Here Waiting For You- Richard Marks

5.Escape- Enrique Iglesias

4. Hello- Lionel Ritchie

3. Dream- Isley Brothers

2. Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley

AND FINALLY, NUMBER ONE…

Cazwell – Ice Cream Truck by INgrooves

You have been warned!

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Win FREE tickets to KANDY HALLOWEEN PLAYBOY MANSIO...

October 21st, 2011 by Cluboholics received No Comments »


Win Kandy Halloween Playboy Mansion 2011 tickets.
2 Tickets giveaway Oct 23th – 27th,
Enter today and you could be going to the Playboy Mansion.


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20 weird and useful ways to use VODKA!!!

June 29th, 2011 by Cluboholics received No Comments »

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes…

10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON’T SWALLOW!)

12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anestheic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a coffee filter, massage into your scalp and dry.

15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

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Smoking is cool.. E-Cigarettes that is….

May 10th, 2011 by Cluboholics received No Comments »

I bet the first thing you thought  was cigarettes was made out of Extacy. LOL..  Well that would be something else but it aint. Having a bad addiction is an enemy  that  is  hard to fight but when we don’t have the tools or the help that we need, it  is easy for us to just give up.  Many people are addicted to smoking.  Plenty of them have tried to quit by using the patch or the nicotine gum, but it just doesn’t help.  So I figured if there’s  no way for them to quit why not smoke the healthy way.  That’s when I introduced them to E-cigarettes.  I strongly suggested they try  them  because they’re more safe, healthier and cleaner than regular cigarettes.

E-cigarettes are safer,  because  you don’t have to deal with cigarette tips burning holes through your shirt or pants.  They are also safe because you don’t have to deal with lighters and matches, which have been responsible for  big forest fires and other fire incidents in the past. E-cigarettes are also safe for the people around you because they  do not cause second- hand smoke and that can cause cancer.

E-cigarettes are healthier  in  a couple of ways.  For an example,  Regular cigarettes carry over  1,000 toxin chemicals that cause cancer,  while E-cigarettes carry 0.  Not only are E-cigarettes healthier for  smokers, but  it’s also healthier for the environment because people won’t have to liter cigarette butts.  Another reason is because E-cigarettes do not cause gum disease like regular cigarettes do.

E-cigarettes  are cleaner  than regular cigarettes. Instead of smoke, you get vapors that do not smell and stink up your clothes or the room you are in.  They are also cleaner because you don’t have to worry about your fingers smelling like cigarettes and having your hands covered with  bacteria.  Smoking E-cigarettes also does not cause you to have  breath that’s bad enough to put someone in a coma the way cigarettes does.

So if you can’t quit, at least smoke the safe, healthy and cleaner way . Everyone around you and yourself will be a lot more happier .


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Free tickets to see Nicki Minaj, LiL Wayne, Rick R...

April 5th, 2011 by Cluboholics received No Comments »

Get FREE tickets to see NICKI MINAJ , LiL WAYNE, RICK ROSS and MORE at the I’M STILL MUSIC TOUR.
2 Tickets giveaway April 20th,2011,
Enter today and you could be going to I’M STILL MUSIC TOUR on Saturday April 23, 2011.


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EDC Las Vegas 2011 is getting close. Did you book ...

March 30th, 2011 by Cluboholics received 2 Comments »

Everyone is excited about the BIGGEST event of the year but this time its in Las Vegas so if you plan on going and your NOT from Vegas, we recommend that you book a room because you know how the saying goes..”What Happens in Vegas… STAYS IN VEGAS!!” And not only that but if your driving from Los Angeles (or elsewhere) its not safe to go and drive back home right after the event. Check out the list of hotels that are available.

IT’S JUST NOT SAFE. So we recommend that you book a room and since we are teaming with Otel they will help you find the cheapest and affordable hotels in Las Vegas.

Best selling in Las Vegas and best rate by Otel.com! Venetian Resort Hotel Las Vegas


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Former Alice in chains bassist Mike Starr dies at ...

March 9th, 2011 by Cluboholics received 1 Comment »

Former Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr – who has publicly struggled with drug addiction and appeared on VH1′s Celebrity Rehab last year – has died. He was 44.
“It’s a terrible shock and tragedy,” his father tells TMZ.

Starr was arrested and jailed for alleged drug possession in Salt Lake City, Utah, last month. Police pulled him over and found he was in possession of six Xanax pills and six painkillers called Opana.

One of the two arresting officers reported that Starr readily identified himself. “Hey officer, have you heard of Alice In Chains? I used to be the bass guitarist for them. We are down here in Utah . . . putting together a new band,” he told police, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. (A court date had not yet been set.)




In a sad twist, Alice in Chains frontman Layne Staley died from mixture of heroin and cocaine in 2002.

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Win FREE tickets to Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) ...

February 28th, 2011 by Cluboholics received 7 Comments »


Win EDC LAS VEGAS 2011 tickets.
Winners chosen June 21st and 22nd, 2011!
Enter today and you could be going to the Carnival.



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EDC 2011 is moving away from Los Angeles.. VIVA LA...

February 25th, 2011 by Cluboholics received 5 Comments »

The ongoing brouhaha between Los Angeles politicos and promoters of dance-focused concerts has seemingly resulted in one of the nation’s largest electronic music festivals leaving Los Angeles for Las Vegas. Insomniac Inc.’s two-day Electric Daisy Carnival, which last June drew between 80,000 and 100,000 people per day to the L.A. Memorial Coliseum and adjoining Exposition Park, is leaving the Coliseum for Vegas after Insomniac’s 13 years working with the L.A. venue in moving to Las Vegas, the festival shifts to a city with a growing music culture.

Insomniac had previously announced that Electric Daisy would be held June 24 and 25 in Los Angeles, and it looked to be on track to return to the Coliseum. Yet controversy has followed the event for the last eight months. After last year’s concert, the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors established a task force to take a closer look at DJ-focused concerts, and Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky at the time called for a “rave moratorium.”

Late Thursday, however, Insomniac announced that an official agreement was still not inked, and Electric Daisy would be staged the same weekend in Las Vegas.

“Without an executed contract in place at this time, it has become impossible to guarantee to all of the fans and talent that EDC can be produced at this venue this year,” read a statement attributed to Insomniac Chief Executive Pasquale Rotella. “We are grateful for all of the events we have been able to produce at the Coliseum and Sports Arena over the years.”

ECSTASY_DANGERS_ A 15-year-old girl who attended the 2010 Electric Daisy concert later died as a result of an overdose of MDMA, a drug commonly known as Ecstasy. Additionally, more than 100 attendees were sent to hospitals. More recently, The Times reported that a Coliseum administrator doubled as a paid consultant to the rave producer.

Numerous efforts were made to convince L.A. officials that dance events were safe. Insomniac established an 18-and-over policy for all its events and pledged to have more medical staff on site. Dance promoters, who were not named, even funded a card distributed by the county’s Department of Public Health to warn concertgoers of the dangers of Ecstasy.

Recent revelations by The Times, however, seemed to spell doom for the event. As a trio of reporters — Andrew Blankstein, Ron Lin and Paul Pringle — wrote today on L.A. Now, Electric Daisy was now mired in “a conflict-of-interest scandal.” Reported L.A. Now:

The [Coliseum] administrator who worked on the side for Insomniac, Todd Stefano, was responsible for planning security and medical services for the rave. His dual employment had been approved by then-Commission General Manager Patrick Lynch, who resigned in the wake of the Times disclosures.

DeStefano’s ties to Insomniac are under investigation by the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office and the state Fair Political Practices Commission. He has denied doing anything wrong.

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Commissioner Rick Caruso, an ardent advocate against large dance concerts, told L.A. Now, “My first reaction is good riddance.” Caruso had been one of the more vocal critics of DJ-driven concerts, saying they breed drug abuse and unruly behavior.

Insomniac’s statement said Electric Daisy’s return to Los Angeles was “postponed,” although no indication was given as to when or if the event would return to L.A. “I began my business here when I was in high school and Los Angeles remains my home,” read the statement attributed to Rotella. “I would love nothing more than to have our events return to the Coliseum in the future.”

Insomniac, now in its 15th year, has not yet revealed lineup or ticketing details for the Las Vegas concert.

– Todd Martens

So what are your thoughts to all this? Do you think moving EDC 2011 to Las Vegas is a good idea?

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STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS..This really explains YOU at...

February 15th, 2011 by Cluboholics received No Comments »

STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 – RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn’t matter how much you bet ‘cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.




Stage 4 – BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 – INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you’re still SMART and you know all the words.

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